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I have the privilege of ordering and stocking the Kerrygold at our store. Imagine my horror when I came across this case today which someone had clearly dropped, inflicting damage on two golden bars of goodness. Who could've done such a heinous thing?
I finished my stocking with a heavy heart this afternoon. Clearly, the world is not right today. Maybe tomorrow will bring back some sense of normal.
PS This is humor. It's called hyperbole.
7 comments:
as an employee, you obviously had to "discard" the damaged product. it cannot be safe for human consumption. the best thing to do would be to take it home and "feed it to your cat".
Nice one Chuck!
Hmmm, yes, my cat ;) Although, I would be worried about PETA breaking through my door and charging me with intent to clog the arteries of an innocent fur ball.
I suggest launching a full blown investigation into this crime against humanity (or at least the paleosphere).
Good call ... what's the number for the Paleo Police?
I'd run with 911.
That's not a bad idea. Since pot is legal here now, I'll bet damaged Kerrygold is higher up on the list of crimes.
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